A Dozen Donut Magnets

Finally! A magnet set worthy of upholding important messages on your fridge like "don't forget the donuts" and "to do: buy donuts."

$16 at molebabybuttons.etsy.com

Donut Soap

I have donuts to thank for most of the size of my ass, so why not complete the circle by scrubbing said ass with more donuts? According to Etsy seller Soapopotamus, these don't just look like half a dozen sweet, sticky glazed donuts, but they also smell just like 'em. Get all 6 handmade saops for only $8.

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Castor Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin, Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sorbitol, Goat's Milk, Sorbitan oleate, Soybean protein, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance, colorant.